i'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood

yo wut up g? yeah alright here's an update for ya. yesterday morning i went to tennis clinic with the julemeister. it was fun times, especially when this guy nick started singing avenue q. julia and i are capable of having full conversations while playing. we're just that awesome. we went to don's for lunch but there were absolutely no chocolate chip bagels OR peach iced tea. i was all kinds of sad. i did however get a v8 aka love and a diet iced tea. yes and a bagel too. then we headed over to the band car wash where i paid a whopping $20 to have my car personally washed by mom himself and dried by drew. sarah allowed me to only pay $15 but i put $5 in the tip jar so yeah. i then came back with my mom and dad's cars. i talked to mom about del val cause his grandfather was athlete of the decade there in the 1920s. big spender. oh yeah mom = mr. lynch in case you didn't know. it's what grace and i call him. ps he's a whore. then the best news of life....I HAVE BOB!!! that's right ladies and gents, bob the bassoon is in my possesion until tod (my new bassoon) arrives. i practiced him and yeah i suck. it was very disappointing. that night i went to becky's grad party and had some splendid food and spent time with some of the best people in life. julia and i then headed over to memorial to swing and be obnoxious. then we went to kindle to do the same thing. good times. then i went to see 'wedding crashers' again with julia, caitlin, becky, chelsea, and mark. i fell asleep. i was so very tired.

today i went to the phillies game with my dad and it was quite nice and bondinglyishismy. they won 5-1 against the san diego padres. it reminded me of jacob's field and the indians game a lot. gee whiz, i miss cleveland mommy. well i had never been to "the bank" before so it was a fun experience i suppose. they played the law and order theme song while they were announcing the umps' names and it made me quite happy. when i got home, i actually started taking off my fake nails. as of right now, i have 4 off. go me! then judd stopped by to drop off prom and graduation pictures. we had a nice little chat. i then watched 'pizza my heart' on abc family. kind of cute. i ate this buffalo chick'n wings but i died a little bit because they were so incredibly spicy. i actually drenched them in bleu cheese. as i watched family guy, my mom got us ice cream which was nice. and here i am. doing nothing. on a sunday night. go me. alright well i've truly run out of important things to discuss so i shall be going now. i'm out.